Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

"Well, tonight, tonight, may it never reach an end" from "Tonite, Tonite" by the Mello-Kings, written by Billy Myles...

NBC-TV could adopt that line and apply it to their "Tonight Show" because at the rate they're going, that show will never reach an end. Imagine the unimaginable. Your boss comes to you and says "You know what ? We like you so much that in 5 years we're giving you a new, higher paying job than you have now". That's what NBC told Conan O'Brien in 2004. He was told he would inherit the "Tonight Show" job in 5 years. Amazing ! Not only do you know you'll have your current job for 5 years but that you will continue on in your new job, who knows ? Maybe forever ? I hope NBC is paying for Conan's funeral. After he dies on the job they can just whisk him away in a hearse...

Not only did NBC's Conan O'Brien announcement come on September 27th but the "Tonight Show" itself debuted on the same date 50 years earlier in 1954 when the brilliant Steve Allen went "network" after a year of doing the show locally in New York on flagship WNBT (the "C" would eventually replace the "T"). Where Jack Paar was celebral and wry, Steve Allen was fun. He loved the unexpected, live wackiness that was his trademark. One of the most creative minds in TV, Steverino was the first talk show host to take his cameras out on the street to capture "man on the street" interviews, making stars of Louis Nye, Don Knotts, Tom Poston and Bill Dana, among others. When Steve Allen's own prime-time series premiered in 1956, he cut back on his "Tonight Show" hosting and eventually Jack Paar stepped in. Johnny Carson followed Paar in 1962, Jay Leno in 1992 was next and in 2009 it'll be Conan O'Brien's turn...

Understand that this is not a knock against Conan. Although an acquired taste, O'Brien has great writers and is an accomplished late show host already but without Steve Allen's success on the original "Tonight Show", there is no Conan O'Brien and as good as Allen's successors were, there's no Jack Paar, Johnny Carson or Jay Leno...

Ten Timeline Memories...

  1. [1894] Aqueduct Race Track opens in Ozone Park, Queens (this is New York City's only track in the Metro area)...
  2. [1964] The Warren Commission issues a report on the assassination of President John F. Kennedy in November of 1963. The report concludes that Lee Harvey Oswald had acted alone (and what about that puff of smoke coming from the grassy knoll ?)...
  3. [1972] The 1st hockey game is played at the brand new Nassau Coliseum. In a pre-season affair, the Rangers beat the Islanders 6-4...
  4. [1973] With a strikeout of the Twins' Rich Reese, Nolan Ryan breaks Sandy Koufax's record for K's in a season with his 383rd...
  5. [1973] Carlos Santana, a disciple of Sri Chinmoy, changes his name to Devadip (Kraft sues Santana for using the name of their new party dip)...
  6. [1983] Larry Bird becomes the highest paid Celtic in history when he signs a 7-year contract for $15 million (you go #33!)...
  7. [1989] SONY buys Columbia Pictures for $3.4 billion (Ch-Ching !)...
  8. [1996] Orioles second-baseman Roberto Alomar spits on umpire John Hirschbeck during an argument (the 2 will become friends eventually after Alomar apologizes)...
  9. [1998] Mark McGwire of the Cardinals sets the all-time home run record for one season when he hits #69 and 70 (the makers of Andro send McGwire a lifetime supply)...
  10. [2004] Phil Spector is charged with murder in the shooting death of Lana Clarkson at his mansion in 2003. Spector (who now uses Diana Ross's hair stylist) still hasn't been tried, with the latest court date now moved to January of 2007 (this might go on until Conan O'Brien takes over the "Tonight Show" in 2009)...

#1 on this date: 1963] "Blue Velvet" - Bobby Vinton...1973] "We're An American Band" - Grand Funk...1984] "Let's Go Crazy" - Prince...

Premiered on this date: 1964] The Beach Boys make their 1st appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show" singing "I Get Around"...

Sayonara...1999] Tiger Stadium closes after 87 years with Detroit beating KC 8-2. Here's retiring play-by-play man Ernie Harwell's call: "Tigers lead it 8-2. Two down in the 9th. Jones is ready. He delivers. Here's a swing and a miss. The game is over and Tiger Stadium is no more"...

[To ensure accuracy of dates and content, multiple reference sources are used in the timeline]...

"Happy Birthday...happy birthday"...

Avril Lavigne (22), Gwyneth Paltrow (34), Marvin Lee Aday a.k.a. Meatloaf (59), Randy Bachman (63), Don Cornelius (70), Wilford Brimley (the oldest looking 72 year old in the world), Jayne Meadows (Steve Allen's former wife)(86), Red Sox great Johnny Pesky (87) and a special "Happy Birthday" to "Zach", John Zacherle (88)...

Commentary...

Is it just me or does Zacherle look 72 and Wilford Brimley 88 ???

Timeline countdown: 6 days left (depending on which teams qualify and when) until the major league playoffs, 24 days until the World Series and 95 days until 2007.

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